Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 15 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 6
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 10
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle23. [x] Have run into a closed door24. [x] burned your finger on a lamp that was flaming hot25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan29. [ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 15
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally wear the old clothes back37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard39. [x] Walked into a pole40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
Running total: 20
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was beside you47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 25
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was55. [ ] Told someone your wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 30
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa62. [ ] Said the word funner then had someone make fun of your that mistake63. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total:35
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb73. [x] Ran into a door74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people80. [ ] Put sticky tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total:38
81. [ ] Put sticky tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total:40
91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours95. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention97. [x] You have spelled/wrote your own name wrong before98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
TOTAL:46%
I'm a girl who LOVE MYSELF cause I'm unattached.
